Coming in, I plop down on the bed. I talk about how cold it's getting outside, but how hot my feet are getting. I even wore pantyhose underneath my socks and shoes to stay warm! I kick off a sneaker and start to use my other foot to start itching my socked foot. Eventually, I kick off the other shoe to reveal that both socks are a bit dirty on the soles. I continue to find ways to scratch my toes and feet, using hands and the opposite foot, while complaining about it the whole time. Soon, I peel off my socks revealing dirty soled pantyhose, and give them a sniff! Phew! I might have athletes...

Coming in, I plop down on the bed. I talk about how cold it's getting outside, but how hot my feet are getting. I even wore pantyhose underneath my socks and shoes to stay warm! I kick off a sneaker and start to use my other foot to start itching my socked foot. Eventually, I kick off the other shoe to reveal that both socks are a bit dirty on the soles. I continue to find ways to scratch my toes and feet, using hands and the opposite foot, while complaining about it the whole time. Soon, I peel off my socks revealing dirty soled pantyhose, and give them a sniff! Phew! I might have athletes foot! I don't know. They smell and itch and are sweaty! I continue to scratch and eventually tell you that you need to go to the store and get me some fungus spray!