So what do we have here? I am in charge of punishing criminals for their crimes. This particular criminal was caught for being an almost terrorist. He had contraptions and bombs that he was prepared to set off, but instead he got caught before he could. Now he must face Me and let Me tell you, I am VERY good at My job in thinking up unique ways to punish someone. So what I've decided to do here is sit on his face an release My gassy rage all over him. While I do so, I verbally insult him again and again. I put him down and right in his place. He complains and begs for Me to stop, obviously,...

So what do we have here? I am in charge of punishing criminals for their crimes. This particular criminal was caught for being an almost terrorist. He had contraptions and bombs that he was prepared to set off, but instead he got caught before he could. Now he must face Me and let Me tell you, I am VERY good at My job in thinking up unique ways to punish someone. So what I've decided to do here is sit on his face an release My gassy rage all over him. While I do so, I verbally insult him again and again. I put him down and right in his place. He complains and begs for Me to stop, obviously, but only one person here is going to get their way... THAT'S ME! He can't go anywhere either because I have him tied up and I get a firm grip on his hair so that I can stuff his face right up to My butthole to receive My gassy goodness full on! It's a pretty nice view too because you can see My ass AND My semi dirty soles of My feet. Yum!