Running home from a new Mexican restaurant I found, I am desperate to use the toilet! The food upset My tummy real bad and I need to go!! Only thing is, I lock My bathroom so that My roomates don't use My things. And I always hide the key somewhere else. But now, it's not working in My favor, because I cannot remember where I left them! I run around the house looking for them and farting and holding My butt! I need to so bad. Finally after desperately looking for the key, I find it, unlock the bathroom and plop down in the nick of time to authentically relieve Myself! Ahhhhhhhhh!!! All in a pa...

Running home from a new Mexican restaurant I found, I am desperate to use the toilet! The food upset My tummy real bad and I need to go!! Only thing is, I lock My bathroom so that My roomates don't use My things. And I always hide the key somewhere else. But now, it's not working in My favor, because I cannot remember where I left them! I run around the house looking for them and farting and holding My butt! I need to so bad. Finally after desperately looking for the key, I find it, unlock the bathroom and plop down in the nick of time to authentically relieve Myself! Ahhhhhhhhh!!! All in a pair of cute jean shorts I might add!