So the other day, I was wearing My long flowy skirt and I noticed something... you... staring at the hem of the skirt. Your eyes were glued. And I think you had a boner... And I realized something that day. I could make you My slave. Simply by waving around My long flowy skirt hem. You would give Me anything I wanted and not get anything in return. Let's see, I want the house in My name, a new care, shopping sprees and all sorts of lavish things! You better start coughing it up or you will never get to see My skirt hem again...

So the other day, I was wearing My long flowy skirt and I noticed something... you... staring at the hem of the skirt. Your eyes were glued. And I think you had a boner... And I realized something that day. I could make you My slave. Simply by waving around My long flowy skirt hem. You would give Me anything I wanted and not get anything in return. Let's see, I want the house in My name, a new care, shopping sprees and all sorts of lavish things! You better start coughing it up or you will never get to see My skirt hem again...