Coming home from shopping, I discover you, my boyfriend, curled up in the fetal position on the couch. What happened? We were both supposed to go out shopping for different things and I was successful. You look like you are in pain! You explain to me that you ran into your ex-girlfriend and she was still carrying a grudge against you. She took it out on you by kicking you in the balls as hard as she could! Aww, poor baby! I pull down your pants to inspect the damage and begin massaging your balls with my hands. They definitely look a bit smaller. I inform you that if you get kicked hard eno...

Coming home from shopping, I discover you, my boyfriend, curled up in the fetal position on the couch. What happened? We were both supposed to go out shopping for different things and I was successful. You look like you are in pain! You explain to me that you ran into your ex-girlfriend and she was still carrying a grudge against you. She took it out on you by kicking you in the balls as hard as she could! Aww, poor baby! I pull down your pants to inspect the damage and begin massaging your balls with my hands. They definitely look a bit smaller. I inform you that if you get kicked hard enough, it will cause your balls to temporarily shrink. I switch to rubbing your balls with my feet, going on about how good I am at taking care of balls. This is due to the fact that I have either accidentally or on purpose kicked a guy in the testicles and then had to take care of them after. To make sure your balls are still working, I give you a foot job and finish you off! I tell you never to piss me off because I am quite adept at kicking nuts. Now, go ice your balls and they should be back to normal in a couple days!