Dressed in a tight dress and nylons, Im putting on lipstick, getting ready for a date with a super hot guy!! But then I belch super loud uh oh followed by some stinky farts. I knew I shouldnt have had that food. I knew it would bloat Me and give Me indigestion. I continue to burp and fart, debating with Myself if I should still go on the date or cancel. Oh what a world!!

Dressed in a tight dress and nylons, Im putting on lipstick, getting ready for a date with a super hot guy!! But then I belch super loud uh oh followed by some stinky farts. I knew I shouldnt have had that food. I knew it would bloat Me and give Me indigestion. I continue to burp and fart, debating with Myself if I should still go on the date or cancel. Oh what a world!!