I have this devious roommate that keeps stealing My money. From anywhere that I hide it! It's driving Me bonkers. She searches My things all the time. And the bitch is on the lease so I can't kick her out. And there is no proof she is stealing because it's always My cash. So I look around for a new hiding place. Landing on deep between My mattress and box spring. So I climb in, trying to hide the money far. Not taking into account that the mattress is memory foam and extremely heavy. I instantly get stuck! With My jean ass in the air and thong hanging out of the top. I struggle to get out, to ...

I have this devious roommate that keeps stealing My money. From anywhere that I hide it! It's driving Me bonkers. She searches My things all the time. And the bitch is on the lease so I can't kick her out. And there is no proof she is stealing because it's always My cash. So I look around for a new hiding place. Landing on deep between My mattress and box spring. So I climb in, trying to hide the money far. Not taking into account that the mattress is memory foam and extremely heavy. I instantly get stuck! With My jean ass in the air and thong hanging out of the top. I struggle to get out, to no avail. Damn...