Well now, you all must be very confused because I took your world and made it into a living room carpet for me, in order to have my way with you! Why, might you ask? I plant my big jeans shorts covered ass right on the carpet and rip a huge fart! Brrraaaappp! Because I'm bore! And whew! Now, how many perished in that fiery explosion! Oh, this is fun! You all start to panic, every time you see my ass descend on parts of your "world" to destroy it with my hot gas! I laugh in pleasure as I evaporate an entire ocean with an ass blast! I taunt you with how I will eliminate you all as I destroy e...

Well now, you all must be very confused because I took your world and made it into a living room carpet for me, in order to have my way with you! Why, might you ask? I plant my big jeans shorts covered ass right on the carpet and rip a huge fart! Brrraaaappp! Because I'm bore! And whew! Now, how many perished in that fiery explosion! Oh, this is fun! You all start to panic, every time you see my ass descend on parts of your "world" to destroy it with my hot gas! I laugh in pleasure as I evaporate an entire ocean with an ass blast! I taunt you with how I will eliminate you all as I destroy entire cities with pointed farts! I laugh even harder as I slowly destroy your entire world and dry up every last bit of water you have! Oh darn! Is anyone left? I inspect the world closely. I think I see a couple survivors. It's ok, that wont last, as I descend my ass once more onto the final few.