So you thought you got me huh? Now one can get ME, the Harley Quinn, mwahahahaha! So I sought you out, found you and brought you here... to my home... because I don't have a lair. I've searched you to make sure that you didn't have a watergun to melt me this time. Last time you didn't stick around to make sure I was fully melted, so I've recovered and I'm back! I have you tied up in my kitchen and I mock you for being a terrible "hero" that came after someone who wasn't really a "villain" anyways. I talk about the ways in which I will break you, including making you to worship my stinky swe...

So you thought you got me huh? Now one can get ME, the Harley Quinn, mwahahahaha! So I sought you out, found you and brought you here... to my home... because I don't have a lair. I've searched you to make sure that you didn't have a watergun to melt me this time. Last time you didn't stick around to make sure I was fully melted, so I've recovered and I'm back! I have you tied up in my kitchen and I mock you for being a terrible "hero" that came after someone who wasn't really a "villain" anyways. I talk about the ways in which I will break you, including making you to worship my stinky sweaty black tight covered feet. As I put them in your face, I laugh with glee. Somehow, you manage to get a hand free that has a lighter in it, that sets off the sprinkler system in my place. No no no! Not more water! I get very hot and peel off my pants to try and cool off, revealing my full black tights underneath. I slide down a wall as I melt.. again. I repeat that I'm melting, I'm melting into a puddle of goo, I'm melting into a puddle of mush. You got me you creep! I'm melting, I'm melting!!! Geez, it sure takes a long time to melt.