I'm Santa and I walk in, belly bulging from all the off season snacking I have been doing. I'm checking My list to see who is naughty and to see who has been nice. What shall I do with all these naughty people? Oh I know! My stomach is all sorts of jiggly and bloated and kind of crampy from the snacking. So I'm going to take all these cardboard boxes with My big jiggly butt, and fart into them! And send them off to all of those on the naughty list! That will teach them to be naughty! I blast fart after fart after fart into each box, filling them up with the stanky air!

I'm Santa and I walk in, belly bulging from all the off season snacking I have been doing. I'm checking My list to see who is naughty and to see who has been nice. What shall I do with all these naughty people? Oh I know! My stomach is all sorts of jiggly and bloated and kind of crampy from the snacking. So I'm going to take all these cardboard boxes with My big jiggly butt, and fart into them! And send them off to all of those on the naughty list! That will teach them to be naughty! I blast fart after fart after fart into each box, filling them up with the stanky air!