My husband sure likes a perfect little housewife! Finally, he's going off on a very long business trip and I couldn't be more excited! Right when he walks out the door, I stop sucking it in and let out a belch along with a fart! Whew! That feels better! I go to the kitchen and grab a and instantly start chugging it. I fart and burp some more while I start to fully relax realizing I can drink as much as I want and do whatever I want too! Some time passes and I have gained a few pounds in the belly area. Makeup is smeared on my face and I am as a skunk! There are empty cans around me and I gu...

My husband sure likes a perfect little housewife! Finally, he's going off on a very long business trip and I couldn't be more excited! Right when he walks out the door, I stop sucking it in and let out a belch along with a fart! Whew! That feels better! I go to the kitchen and grab a and instantly start chugging it. I fart and burp some more while I start to fully relax realizing I can drink as much as I want and do whatever I want too! Some time passes and I have gained a few pounds in the belly area. Makeup is smeared on my face and I am as a skunk! There are empty cans around me and I guzzle from one in my hand. I loudly belch and rip ass. I can barely talk and am sounding like a dumber version of myself. I giggle and hiccup! My husband will be home any day. Pssshhhhhhhtt! Whatever. He gave me an "allowance" while he was away and he doesn't know I spent it all on ome more time passes and my husband discovers me resting on the floor surrounded by cans and in my hand. I have a huge gut, an eyelash is hanging off and look a right mess! Waking myself up with a long burp, I try to wipe my face and giggle. You can't even understand me as my dumb self tries to explain. I think I'm hilarious, laughing at my burps, farts and hiccups! This is what you get from now on! A dumb and not perfect housewife. Hahahaha! Take it or leave it baby!