Hello, I'm Alison, I'm the one who called about your ad! I know the details are vague, but I was hoping you could tell me more about what we are testing here. You go on to describe that you have developed a potion that will turn the drinker into whatever mythical creature they want to be. I laugh! You can't be serious?! Oh, but you are and I'm the first to try! Alright, well here we go! Down the potion and close my eyes, picturing what I want to be. I'm supposed to concentrate really really hard so I keep trying! Finally I open my eyes and you inform me that it worked! I look down and I see...

Hello, I'm Alison, I'm the one who called about your ad! I know the details are vague, but I was hoping you could tell me more about what we are testing here. You go on to describe that you have developed a potion that will turn the drinker into whatever mythical creature they want to be. I laugh! You can't be serious?! Oh, but you are and I'm the first to try! Alright, well here we go! Down the potion and close my eyes, picturing what I want to be. I'm supposed to concentrate really really hard so I keep trying! Finally I open my eyes and you inform me that it worked! I look down and I see that I am a real life unicorn! OMG, like the human hybrid version of a unicorn. I really transformed! I'm so excited! Now, what's next?