I sure love to drink! Normally I only get to drink on the weekends or maybe have a couple when I get home from work. I am already good and as I go to turn on the TV. Instantly, I hear that we are going to have lockdown and I can work from home! I giggle in excitement knowing I can just drink all the time. Fast forward a small bit and I am roaring on my couch and I have to call in for an online meeting. I call in without my video and claim that I have bad sound or bandwidth or something... I barely get through the call and sigh a breath of relief as I get off the call. I then call an deliver...

I sure love to drink! Normally I only get to drink on the weekends or maybe have a couple when I get home from work. I am already good and as I go to turn on the TV. Instantly, I hear that we are going to have lockdown and I can work from home! I giggle in excitement knowing I can just drink all the time. Fast forward a small bit and I am roaring on my couch and I have to call in for an online meeting. I call in without my video and claim that I have bad sound or bandwidth or something... I barely get through the call and sigh a breath of relief as I get off the call. I then call an delivery service and promptly fall resting trying to place an order. Another small time later I'm in my kitchen and I've gained a very small belly. I lean against the cabinets giggling and burping. Oh yeah, I've been hiccupping and burping all the way through! I finish up a bottle and barely make it to my feet, only to stumble across the kitchen to open up my fridge for a new bottle. I pat my lil belly and giggle some more. I like my belly. It's kind of small right now but I have all the time in the world to work on that. Fast forward a little bit more and I have a huge gut! I'm sitting on the couch and I have to go get more o I stumble out and come back with more! Unfortunately I get a call that tells me lockdown is over. Oh fuck! I hiccup and burp loudly. How unfortunate!