I seem to have this ability to see someone's deepest darkest desires. After reading you for long enough, I have come to the conclusion that you are a very dirty boy! Don't even act like you aren't. I pull out a strainer and you seem perplexed. Here, take this strainer and follow me! We go into the bathroom and you still feel pretty confused. I plop down on the toilet and start to take a huge dump! Phew that stinks! I begin to explain what we are doing in here. I've decided to take up baking! Once I finish on the throne, you are going to come over here and strain my dookie out! You will then...

I seem to have this ability to see someone's deepest darkest desires. After reading you for long enough, I have come to the conclusion that you are a very dirty boy! Don't even act like you aren't. I pull out a strainer and you seem perplexed. Here, take this strainer and follow me! We go into the bathroom and you still feel pretty confused. I plop down on the toilet and start to take a huge dump! Phew that stinks! I begin to explain what we are doing in here. I've decided to take up baking! Once I finish on the throne, you are going to come over here and strain my dookie out! You will then proceed to the kitchen and put it into a mixing bowl and I'm going to use this special ingredient to bake all sorts of goodies that YOU will consume! I rattle off a couple hypothetical things I could make for you! There's a lot that has already come out of me so I'm sure I can make plenty of recipes with this dump alone! Hehehe! I bet you can't wait to gobble up anything I present you with!