You are home, just hanging around and I come bursting in, wearing skinny leg sweats, a tight tank top and my thong popping out! I run by you to the bathroom as I hurriedly mention that I need to pee! You put up a finger as if you are going to say something, but I don't see it. Opening the bathroom door, I realize why I can't use it! Duh! We're getting it remodeled and we have to stay in a hotel tonight! How could I have forgotten. I wiggle around and stress how I'm bursting to pee and I need to go!! I open the closet door, hoping to find a solution and I find nothing. Oh, I know! Over here! ...

You are home, just hanging around and I come bursting in, wearing skinny leg sweats, a tight tank top and my thong popping out! I run by you to the bathroom as I hurriedly mention that I need to pee! You put up a finger as if you are going to say something, but I don't see it. Opening the bathroom door, I realize why I can't use it! Duh! We're getting it remodeled and we have to stay in a hotel tonight! How could I have forgotten. I wiggle around and stress how I'm bursting to pee and I need to go!! I open the closet door, hoping to find a solution and I find nothing. Oh, I know! Over here! I go to the closet in the entry way and throw it open! Baaaaaaabeeee! Where is the foot bath?! You sold it?! Why????? I was going to pee in it and rinse it out later. Ok ok think! I grab at my crotch and inform you that I think I might start dribbling soon. Ooff! Next idea! I exclaim 'the buckets' and run off with you in tow. In the spare room, I'm in another closet screaming about buckets! Where are they?! No way! Why are they full of salt outside?! Oh yeah... winter time. UGH! Can you at least help me with some ideas?! Oh yeah! I run to the other closet in the room to try and find some puppy pads that we had for our old and find NOTHING! You gave them away?! Nooooooo! OMG, I think a little bit just came out! I definitely just dribbled a bit! Thank goodness for this thong to absorb my pee as it escapes me. Still bursting to go and stressing about not having anywhere to do so, I run to the kitchen! How did I not think of this?! The sink! .... and I find it full! Why did you not do the dishes? Like both sinks are packed! Maybe... umm... maybe... the vase! No, bad idea, I know. Finally, it happens, I literally burst through and I start pissing my pants. I put my hands down to my crotch in hopes of stopping the flow and fail. Eventually, I have to just give in and let it happen. I DRENCH myself and the floor! Well... I guess that was an option all along. I do feel much better. Now please go get me something to clean this very wet mess up with. Phew!