Today is the best day ever! I have been wanting to work for this company for ages and I FINALLY snagged an interview! I sit wearing some nice smart clothing and start rambling about my qualifications and why I deserve to work here! Shortly into my talking, I let out a big fart! I pause, mortified and start apologizing profusely! You allow me to continue and the process repeats. Every so often I interrupt myself with a big fart. You suggest that maybe standing up might help with nerves and also what's going on. I agree and stand and begin to pace! However, this does not help my problem. I'm ...

Today is the best day ever! I have been wanting to work for this company for ages and I FINALLY snagged an interview! I sit wearing some nice smart clothing and start rambling about my qualifications and why I deserve to work here! Shortly into my talking, I let out a big fart! I pause, mortified and start apologizing profusely! You allow me to continue and the process repeats. Every so often I interrupt myself with a big fart. You suggest that maybe standing up might help with nerves and also what's going on. I agree and stand and begin to pace! However, this does not help my problem. I'm basically talking and then interrupted with a fart and then embarrassed, over and over. You actually find it amusing and let me keep going! Sweaty palm and all, I get that job! I guess it's just the nerves... they make me fart!