Wandering into my living room, I instantly sense that something is off. I shrug and go back to my phone. Soon however, I get smacked with a large SMACK sound that my head flies to the side and my eyes cross and flutter. What.... what was that? There's no one there! Some another SMACK drives my face backward and I am instantly dizzy. I stumble and my eyes flutter some more. I swing wildly hoping to connect with whatever invisible prankster is having a go at me. SMACK SMACK, I stumble again. SMACK! I fly backwards and a shoe gets flung across the room. I stand up, very woozy, eyes still rolli...

Wandering into my living room, I instantly sense that something is off. I shrug and go back to my phone. Soon however, I get smacked with a large SMACK sound that my head flies to the side and my eyes cross and flutter. What.... what was that? There's no one there! Some another SMACK drives my face backward and I am instantly dizzy. I stumble and my eyes flutter some more. I swing wildly hoping to connect with whatever invisible prankster is having a go at me. SMACK SMACK, I stumble again. SMACK! I fly backwards and a shoe gets flung across the room. I stand up, very woozy, eyes still rolling, flutter and crossing. The barrage continues until I'm knocked back again and the other shoe flies across the room. Why? Who's there?! What the...?! SMACK and down I go for the count!