I'm getting ready to go do something fun, and you, my best friend, are hanging out with me during the process. I skip into view wearing a teal crop top and some light blue satin booty shorts that I have pulled up into almost a thong. It's immediately apparent that I am full of all sorts of gases, as I seem to be unable to stop belching and farting. Recently, we both entered into a drawing to win a 3-day hangout with our favorite team, and I totally won! This would be the 3rd day of the prize and that's where I'm supposed to be headed after this. You want to know all about it so far, so ...

I'm getting ready to go do something fun, and you, my best friend, are hanging out with me during the process. I skip into view wearing a teal crop top and some light blue satin booty shorts that I have pulled up into almost a thong. It's immediately apparent that I am full of all sorts of gases, as I seem to be unable to stop belching and farting. Recently, we both entered into a drawing to win a 3-day hangout with our favorite team, and I totally won! This would be the 3rd day of the prize and that's where I'm supposed to be headed after this. You want to know all about it so far, so I offer up the basics of how great it was. Wanting more than that, you push even further, so I decide to make a game out of it. I tell you that I'm aware of your little crush on me, your best friend, and I have thought about crossing that line before.... but I want you to work for it, all of it, the information and me. I back up into the very corner of my living room and give you the instructions and rules for the game. It's very simple, all you have to do is cross the room to me and that per bit of distance you cross, I will answer 1 of your questions. I turn around and smack my ass causing it to beautifully bounce around, and inform you that if you make it all the way to me, I'll even let you give me a kiss! I smack my bouncing bum one more time to emph-ass-size my point! "I'll also let yoooouuuuu...." I playfully tease, "grab my butt and jiggle it around! I'll let you smack it, too, if you can get right up next to me!". I use my hands to jiggle my ass and you're impressed with the range of bounce my booty thang has! I advise you that if you lose, I get to do anything I want to you, no matter what it is! The last rule I put in place is that if you make any sort of a face, or gag, or react to the smell of my burp and fart gasses in any way, you have to back up. I've created my own personal miasmic gas cloud from the consistent belches and ass blasts, and it's a perfect barrier to keep you from getting closer. We start the game and immediately you are plugging your nose at my odors, causing me to laugh and tell you to try harder. Plugging your nose is a reaction! I tease and taunt you with lots of booty jiggling before you finally manage to get the your first bit of distance closer. You're first question is about the team and how great they are, and so I describe how much fun we had and how well they fed me! It's kind of the reason for all this gas right now! Lots and lots of ... MEAT! The game continues and my teasing, with you managing to get a big step closer. Now, you finally ask what you've been wanting to all along. You recently learned that several of the team members have suspiciously gone missing and it coincides with the timing of my visits with them. Squinting at you, I tell you that this little act of yours, where you act intrigued but a little scared of me, if very confusing some times, but I answer anyway. I reluctantly start to tell my story, of how I need a very special type of sustenance and that just so happens to be yummy tasty men! I become a little aroused at your reaction of fear when I say this, so I hastily finish the story of the first of the team members I consumed. I shrug and share that they are/were a freaky bunch and someone always wanted to 'kick it' with me after, so it wasn't hard to get my meals in. I even throw in the details about how pretty much immediately after being eaten, the men become belches, farts, and massive dumps in the toilet. Which then makes room for yet another meal and the cycle repeats! Concerned that your increasing fear from my words, I jump back into my tactic of teasing you with my fat bouncing bottom and asking if you want to keep trying to get close to me so you can receive the perks of winning the game? You're desire for me overrides your terror that I may eat you and turn you into gas and a human-sized dump, so we keep playing. You quickly manage to gain more distance, getting you right near my face and deeply into my cloud of noxious fumes. In keeping with my side of the deal, I lean in close and right before our lips touch, I belch right into your open mouth! I'm gripped with laughter at the look of disgust on your face, before quickly giving you a few make up smooches! Since you made it closer, I share another story from me about eating the team. So, I share a story of an almost threesome, and how I munched down on both of the men, before I burped, and farted, and shat them out! I also tell you that since you made a face at the mouth burp thing, I won't make you back up and lose distance, but I will make you kneel down to be eye level with my big bottom. I instruct you to kiss, grab, and jiggle my ass, while I shake it in your face. Right as you go in for your booty smooch, I rip a real stinker into your open mouth, causing me to burst out laughing again! I crouch down giggling and say that I think we both won this little game, which means I also get to do my thing! Can you guess what it is? "Don't worry", I moan in your face, "It will be nice and warm in there", and I open my mouth wide to swallow you whole. A very short time later, I'm in the bathroom dealing with the after effects of eating an entire person. I gas echoes in the toilet as I comment on the experience, before complaining that now I need to find a new best friend... Dammit... If you wish to contact me for a custom video order or to simply offer a request for the store, please locate my email in my bio and send your idea over! I have been updating my custom terms and plan to tidy up my backed up, and over-flowing inbox in the next 2 weeks. Once that time finally comes, I will only be accepting 5 customs at a time, as long as my terms can be graciously met. More details available upon inquiry. I apologize for my recent lack of activity this year. I've been slowly crawling out of a very deep hole all year, it seems. I'm getting back to being around more and I hope to be much more engaged soon!