I know how much you like Me. I see you staring all the time. I motion for you to come over and join Me. Excitedly you follow My lead. As I talk to you, I let out a very loud fart!! And tell you that you must smell it. And before you can recover, I burp, right in your face! Laughing, I tell you that you have been a good boy and can worship My ass. But as you go down to do so, I let another loud fart, right in your face and wave it at you. Oh no, I think you may . I laugh as I continue to burp and fart at you!

I know how much you like Me. I see you staring all the time. I motion for you to come over and join Me. Excitedly you follow My lead. As I talk to you, I let out a very loud fart!! And tell you that you must smell it. And before you can recover, I burp, right in your face! Laughing, I tell you that you have been a good boy and can worship My ass. But as you go down to do so, I let another loud fart, right in your face and wave it at you. Oh no, I think you may . I laugh as I continue to burp and fart at you!