Dressed in My sexiest Magician's Assistant attire, I am here to audition to be your assistant! You ask Me very strange questions like being pressed 2D or being turned into objects. I scoff and roll My eyes, like that's not even possible. And I argue. Eventually you snap your fingers and start to turn Me into various objects such as a plant, light, ball, doll, etc. You even drop a book on My head from thin air every time I argue with you... which is a lot. I complain and argue and moan about being turned into objects. It's become a form of blackmail for you. You want Me to be your assistant ...

Dressed in My sexiest Magician's Assistant attire, I am here to audition to be your assistant! You ask Me very strange questions like being pressed 2D or being turned into objects. I scoff and roll My eyes, like that's not even possible. And I argue. Eventually you snap your fingers and start to turn Me into various objects such as a plant, light, ball, doll, etc. You even drop a book on My head from thin air every time I argue with you... which is a lot. I complain and argue and moan about being turned into objects. It's become a form of blackmail for you. You want Me to be your assistant and will keep turning Me into objects until I agree. Which I finally do if you agree to stop transforming Me into things!!