'Oh good you're awake!', I exclaim as I bounce into view, wearing a Lil' Monster t-shirt, a Puddin' choker, some red and blue sequin booty shorts, some black fishnets and colorful sparkly pair of ankle boots. My makeup is pink, with a little black heart on my cheek and my hair is in pigtails that bounce along with me. You notice something as you come to... You remember going to bed next to me last night, but now you are in the living room sitting on a chair and unable to move or talk. I'm talking about how last night was fun and all, but now it's time to get things handled. This entire time, I...

'Oh good you're awake!', I exclaim as I bounce into view, wearing a Lil' Monster t-shirt, a Puddin' choker, some red and blue sequin booty shorts, some black fishnets and colorful sparkly pair of ankle boots. My makeup is pink, with a little black heart on my cheek and my hair is in pigtails that bounce along with me. You notice something as you come to... You remember going to bed next to me last night, but now you are in the living room sitting on a chair and unable to move or talk. I'm talking about how last night was fun and all, but now it's time to get things handled. This entire time, I'm belching and farting, repetitively! Why you look so scared?', I say, twirling my hair, 'Oh shoot, that's right! I totally injected you with something to paralyze you!'. You are definitely freaking out a bit, now as I continue to talk, 'You see, ever since I broke up with my Puddin', I haven't been ready to be with anyone else. I decided to handle my sadness with random hookups and since I still enjoy all of the perks from my ex, it was no problem going out on the town. I go on to share a story of the first guy I brought home saying how he wouldn't stop calling me pet names. 'Yuck!', I exclaim, 'Ya know, I feel like my ex kept my wicked side in check because something happened that I didn't understand at first. That dude wasn't going away, sticking around and offering to make breakfast.'. I look at you wide eyed and sigh, 'He was boing SO ANNOYING and I just sort of blanked out aaannnndd then ate him whole! He looked like the breakfast he was offering to make and that wicked side just took over! Oh, and he was BIGGER than me! How does that work?'. I grit my teeth at you and you are sweating like crazy at hearing all of this! 'He was so delicious, but he hit my stomach like a ton of bricks!', I say, 'It caused me to burp and fart, excessively, just like now! Followed by having to take a human sized dump! Once I did that, I was hungry all over again and the cycle repeated. I go on to share a couple more stories of how I lured men home with me, before consuming them in various ways. Sometimes, I'd have sex with them and sometimes I'd be too excited and eat them right away! My waste would be anything from a solid mass to having the hershey squirts! 'If you're wondering why I'm telling you all of this, it's because maybe I feel like I need to absolve myself of this and just talk about it first.', I say casually, 'And if you haven't guessed, you're next!'. I laugh at you and say, 'It's crazy, ya know? They just keep going right to my ass. I toot from this end' I point to my ass and fart, 'and burp from this end.' I gesture to my mouth and belch. I grab you're chair that you're stuck on and drag you into bathroom to share one more story and get rid of my last meal. As I fart away on the toilet and expel some things, I share that when I met you last night, some dumbass followed me into the the bathroom to try and have his way with me. I say, 'That really pissed me off, so I had a meal, right there and then, eating him like popcorn. He's the reason for all of this gas now. I met you right after eating him! I was so full that you actually made it through the whole night, getting to with me and everything!' I wipe my ass and pull up my shorts, before coming over to you and saying, 'It looks like our time has come to a close and I'm starving! Now that I've made some room, I think it's time you get acquainted with my mouth.' and I smile as everything fades to black.