I come in (minding My own business by the way), not realizing I had set out a mousetrap under My couch that somehow made it out from underneath and right by My bare toes! I'll be it was the mice. Little rodents probably pushed it out there just to get Me back! I tap My toes on the ground and before long... SNAP!!! It crushes My pinky toe!! I holler in pain and jump on one foot cradling the other one that has a pinky toe caught in the mousetrap! I sit down and pull at the trap until it comes off, yelling in agony! I gingerly touch My toe only to find that it hurts really bad! Oh man, not today....

I come in (minding My own business by the way), not realizing I had set out a mousetrap under My couch that somehow made it out from underneath and right by My bare toes! I'll be it was the mice. Little rodents probably pushed it out there just to get Me back! I tap My toes on the ground and before long... SNAP!!! It crushes My pinky toe!! I holler in pain and jump on one foot cradling the other one that has a pinky toe caught in the mousetrap! I sit down and pull at the trap until it comes off, yelling in agony! I gingerly touch My toe only to find that it hurts really bad! Oh man, not today...