Ok, I really need to talk to you. I can see already that you are having a hard time focusing and controlling yourself. I know exactly why though! You see these panties right here? These cute red full bottom panties? I just purchased them in kind of a sketch shop. I couldn't help it though. They are mega cute! However, something very strange started happening once I started walking around in them. Complete strangers, acquaintances and friends started wedgy-ing me in different ways! Always in ways that made sure it was wedged so far up my ass crack that it hurt my butthole! Atomic wedgies too...

Ok, I really need to talk to you. I can see already that you are having a hard time focusing and controlling yourself. I know exactly why though! You see these panties right here? These cute red full bottom panties? I just purchased them in kind of a sketch shop. I couldn't help it though. They are mega cute! However, something very strange started happening once I started walking around in them. Complete strangers, acquaintances and friends started wedgy-ing me in different ways! Always in ways that made sure it was wedged so far up my ass crack that it hurt my butthole! Atomic wedgies too! I tell each story in detail along with examples. It's as if the panties cast some kind of spell over anyone who views them to want to wedgie me. They can't seem to help it! I see it happening now... in your eyes. Hey now... Stay away!!!