Omg, YOU ARE SO BORING! I just have to tell you this (yawns). I cant stand when you talk. Its more like a droll. And your stories (yawns) suck! You cant tell a story to save your life. They arent funny, they arent exciting (yawns), they are just BORING! Like you. I only hang out with you out of pity and Ive come to terms with finally telling you (yawns) how boring you are. (yawns)(yawns)(yawns). Every time you talk I have to hold back all of my (yawns) yawns. I cant anymore. Your very presence makes Me yawn. So I hope you take this advices and either spice up your life (yawns). or just stop ta...

Omg, YOU ARE SO BORING! I just have to tell you this (yawns). I cant stand when you talk. Its more like a droll. And your stories (yawns) suck! You cant tell a story to save your life. They arent funny, they arent exciting (yawns), they are just BORING! Like you. I only hang out with you out of pity and Ive come to terms with finally telling you (yawns) how boring you are. (yawns)(yawns)(yawns). Every time you talk I have to hold back all of my (yawns) yawns. I cant anymore. Your very presence makes Me yawn. So I hope you take this advices and either spice up your life (yawns). or just stop talking. (yawns)