I'm super happy today because I'm hosting a party after not getting to see my friends for awhile. Only problem is, I have just one bathroom and it always seems to be occupied. I'm in the kitchen prepping for a pizza delivery and I can't help but do the potty dance. If any of my party goers turned around, they would be able to see me perfectly through a hole in the wall that separates the kitchen from the living room. Luckily, they all seem to be occupied. I check occasionally to see if the bathroom is free and I keep having no luck! I start to ponder my options of what I could do! Eventually, ...

I'm super happy today because I'm hosting a party after not getting to see my friends for awhile. Only problem is, I have just one bathroom and it always seems to be occupied. I'm in the kitchen prepping for a pizza delivery and I can't help but do the potty dance. If any of my party goers turned around, they would be able to see me perfectly through a hole in the wall that separates the kitchen from the living room. Luckily, they all seem to be occupied. I check occasionally to see if the bathroom is free and I keep having no luck! I start to ponder my options of what I could do! Eventually, I land on maybe I could pee myself and just wipe up the mess off the hardwood floor before anyone notices. I mean, I don't really want to... but before I can think about it much further, my bladder can't last any longer. I lose control and completely piss my cute jean shorts! I soak myself and create a pretty decent sized puddle on the floor. Feeling a bit better, I start to try and clean up the mess. I drop paper towels onto the puddle and they barely soak up anything. I rub them around and it smears the mess around. Ok then, more paper towels! As I'm getting closer to having it cleaned up, a friend walks in to find me red handed! I try to make up excuses but it is what it looks like. I totally peed and tried to clean it up before anyone noticed. My friend snaps a picture of me and I beg them not to share it! They laugh and leave, commenting that they are going to show it to the whole party! Well, this is just not my day...