So here I am, playing a really important video game, ok? And Im, like, on this level that I absolutely HAVE to beat! But, Ive been ordering food, eating sweets and drinking unhealthy beverages all day, trying to get to this level. And My stomach is upset! But there is no save anywhere nearby. What do I do? I gotta take a dump so bad! If I leave, Ill lose the game if I leave. Eventually, My indecision gets the best of Me, and I totally evacuate My bowels into My jean shorts. Ugh, now I have to sit here in it, until I can get to a save point! Great....

So here I am, playing a really important video game, ok? And Im, like, on this level that I absolutely HAVE to beat! But, Ive been ordering food, eating sweets and drinking unhealthy beverages all day, trying to get to this level. And My stomach is upset! But there is no save anywhere nearby. What do I do? I gotta take a dump so bad! If I leave, Ill lose the game if I leave. Eventually, My indecision gets the best of Me, and I totally evacuate My bowels into My jean shorts. Ugh, now I have to sit here in it, until I can get to a save point! Great....