Looking over at Me, you see Me kind of bored and looking around. I notice you and beckon you over. I tell you that I noticed you looking at Me and I wanted to hang out with you. And that you have been so great at not bothering Me, that I would allow you to worship My ass, in My jean leggings. As you go in to kiss My ass, I rip a huge fart, right in your mouth. I laugh hysterically and pretend to feel bad. I encourage you to try again, but I let another one go right on your face. I follow this with a loud belch in your face. Which I find... hilarious! I trick you again and again, saying I won't...

Looking over at Me, you see Me kind of bored and looking around. I notice you and beckon you over. I tell you that I noticed you looking at Me and I wanted to hang out with you. And that you have been so great at not bothering Me, that I would allow you to worship My ass, in My jean leggings. As you go in to kiss My ass, I rip a huge fart, right in your mouth. I laugh hysterically and pretend to feel bad. I encourage you to try again, but I let another one go right on your face. I follow this with a loud belch in your face. Which I find... hilarious! I trick you again and again, saying I won't do it anymore. But each time, I either fart or burp on you. Well, if you don't like it, we don't have to hang out. Do you want to hang out with Me? Oh good! Kiss My ass again!