OMG My stomach hurts sooooo bad!! I have the worst gas pains ever! Yes, im talking to you! I know you arent used to Me giving you My attention, but Im not going to vent this side of Me to My popular friends. So you are it! And you should feel lucky that Im even paying attention to you! Come over here! Omg omg omg! (farts in her jeans) Oh what? Dont look so grossed out, you are lucky remember? Wait, I feel another one (farts again. Leans to one side and lifts up her cheek and keeps farting at you and laughs). Oh here comes one more (again farts and leans and lifts up cheek). Oh you look faint! ...

OMG My stomach hurts sooooo bad!! I have the worst gas pains ever! Yes, im talking to you! I know you arent used to Me giving you My attention, but Im not going to vent this side of Me to My popular friends. So you are it! And you should feel lucky that Im even paying attention to you! Come over here! Omg omg omg! (farts in her jeans) Oh what? Dont look so grossed out, you are lucky remember? Wait, I feel another one (farts again. Leans to one side and lifts up her cheek and keeps farting at you and laughs). Oh here comes one more (again farts and leans and lifts up cheek). Oh you look faint! Haha, well deal with it. Now say Im lucky. And repeat it. Good boy, because you ARE lucky Im even giving you the time of day. Even if its to hear Me complain about gas pain and fart. At least I announce them to you haha! Oh oh oh, I feel another one coming are you ready?