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Hi there, I see you are interested in what I am selling. And it looks like you have a few people to get revenge on. I discovered this revenge when I had to break up with a guy and wanted to get back at him for all the awful things he did to Me. So I farted into a jar, several times, and sent it to him. It was a priceless memory that I will never forget. So I made it into a business. Selling My bottled farts to those who want to take revenge on someone who did them wrong. It looks like you are getting 3 bottles, of different sizes. Wow, you really want to get revenge on some people huh? I fart into all of the bottles and fill them up for you, completing your order.