Getting a gift in the mail, I am very excited to see what it is! Turns out, someone sent Me a pair of beautiful mermaid leggings. Oh, how did they know that green was a favorite color of Mine? Especially mermaid stuff? I put them on eagerly and look in the mirror. Super cute! I check Myself out and soon after putting them on, I let out a huge fart! Oh My, what was that? Ugh whatever. But it doesn't stop, I start to fart uncontrollably. I try to take the leggings off but it's as if they are glued to My body! I cannot remove them. I eventually make the connection that the leggings are making ...

Getting a gift in the mail, I am very excited to see what it is! Turns out, someone sent Me a pair of beautiful mermaid leggings. Oh, how did they know that green was a favorite color of Mine? Especially mermaid stuff? I put them on eagerly and look in the mirror. Super cute! I check Myself out and soon after putting them on, I let out a huge fart! Oh My, what was that? Ugh whatever. But it doesn't stop, I start to fart uncontrollably. I try to take the leggings off but it's as if they are glued to My body! I cannot remove them. I eventually make the connection that the leggings are making Me fart! And someone is doing this to Me. I cannot remove them and they are making Me pass gas. Who would do this to Me? How do I take them off!?