As I hang out in My living room, you sneak in until you are right behind Me and staring at My fat ass! you know that I like to lay in certain positions to get all My gas out and you fully intend to take advantage of that. As I fart, you do your best to be quiet and suck the farts from My ass. However, I KNOW you are there and I call you out! Instead of kicking you out, I begin to instruct you on how to suck My farts from My ass. I tell you that it is your oxygen and you better be a good boy and inhale all My farts. It's what you wanted anyway, right? So suck em' up My greedy little fart suc...

As I hang out in My living room, you sneak in until you are right behind Me and staring at My fat ass! you know that I like to lay in certain positions to get all My gas out and you fully intend to take advantage of that. As I fart, you do your best to be quiet and suck the farts from My ass. However, I KNOW you are there and I call you out! Instead of kicking you out, I begin to instruct you on how to suck My farts from My ass. I tell you that it is your oxygen and you better be a good boy and inhale all My farts. It's what you wanted anyway, right? So suck em' up My greedy little fart sucker!!!