Waltzing into my room, I am excited to come up with new things to mess around this tiny town with, that lives on my floor. What do you mean you don't have my tribute ready?! I start to feel something uncomfortable in my stomach! What have you tiny little assholes done?! Turns out, they have sent a specialized team up my asshole to place bombs in there in an attempt to destroy me and end the terror! HA! You really think that will work?! Luckily, I'm pretty great at farting when I need to! I'll just fart them out! I start to push out fart after fart, trying to dislodge these annoying tiny peo...

Waltzing into my room, I am excited to come up with new things to mess around this tiny town with, that lives on my floor. What do you mean you don't have my tribute ready?! I start to feel something uncomfortable in my stomach! What have you tiny little assholes done?! Turns out, they have sent a specialized team up my asshole to place bombs in there in an attempt to destroy me and end the terror! HA! You really think that will work?! Luckily, I'm pretty great at farting when I need to! I'll just fart them out! I start to push out fart after fart, trying to dislodge these annoying tiny people. With each fart, I check my butt hole to see if any has come out and I don't seem to be having any luck. How are they staying in there?! The whole town is laughing at me, but I'm not done yet! I go into the bathroom and I take a massive dump! If the farts wont work, then this is sure to! After I finish and wipe, I look inside the toilet to see that it was a success! I wave as I flush them down. Going back into my room to get back to terrorizing that little town, a leftover bomb was left inside and goes off! However, they have underestimated me and my insides. This big bomb just comes out as a massive fart!