Thank you for coming over and hanging out with me. I had previously told you about a new wet-suit that I just purchased and wanted to model it off. I'm in the bathroom, with water in the tub and you are a bit perplexed as to why. I tell you I have a story to share with you and the water and wet-suit are to test something out. You hesitantly agree and I get into the water and lay down. I now begin to share a story of a diving excursion that I went on, recently. Just as I start sharing the story, I let out a juicy fart in to the water, brrraaahhhhpppp and you give me a look. I just laugh ...

Thank you for coming over and hanging out with me. I had previously told you about a new wet-suit that I just purchased and wanted to model it off. I'm in the bathroom, with water in the tub and you are a bit perplexed as to why. I tell you I have a story to share with you and the water and wet-suit are to test something out. You hesitantly agree and I get into the water and lay down. I now begin to share a story of a diving excursion that I went on, recently. Just as I start sharing the story, I let out a juicy fart in to the water, brrraaahhhhpppp and you give me a look. I just laugh and continue. So at this excursion, they gave me this wet-suit that was really thick like nothing I've really seen before. A fart interrupts my story again, but I just keep talking. I do this, every time I fart. I fart and then just keep going. Anyhoo, we get into the water on the second day of this excursion. I wasn't' watching what I ate because I was on vacation and had been out the night before, partying and eating super delicious food! I'm gassy all hell, today and my gut is massively bubbly! We're deep in the water and I had been trying to hold them (my farts) in for as long as possible, before I can't anymore and a massive ripper escapes my behind and into my suit! I thought it would just dissipate into the water around me. Well... it didn't leave my suit! It got caught in my suit! Which is sort of getting us to the point of why I'm in the tub with my wet-suit on. I keep on ripping bubbly, bassy and squeaker farts as I continue my story. I tried to pretend like nothing was wrong, but my stomach is really churning and bubbling and just having it's own way. And then another bassy ripper comes from my ass and also get's caught in the suit! The following fart after that SHOOK the water around me! Like.... made it vibrate! After awhile, I cannot hide it anymore because of one major thing!.... The gas has been getting trapped in my suit and slowly inflating it! I've started to look like a starfish and the class is starting to notice, even though I was hanging near the back. I continue to have fun in the tub, farting endlessly and commenting on if it's getting trapped or not, in the suit. Soon, there was no hiding it, even a little. The gas erupted from me with such power that I thought it might blow a hole in the back, filling the suit up until I looked like a balloon! Finally, the instructor had to come over to assist me because I refused to acknowledge that something was wrong! He swam right up to me and hooked me to a leash... like it's happened before or something! I laugh and flip into a new position to fart in the tub. Now, we're just bobbing through the water and I'm like a very large gas filled underwater hot air balloon and he's just pulling me along. I am completely immobile at this point and the suit was very round and full. Even as I'm being pulled through the water, the barrage of gas did not stop! We get to the surface and decide the best way to get me out, is to release the release valve! Yeah, it had a release valve! The instructor pops the valve and the air just WHOOSHES out... all of it! I literally stunk up the ENTIRE beach and EVERYONE knew it was me. How mortifying! I ran back to my hotel and stayed there the rest of the trip! Now to the point of the tub, if you haven't guessed it already. I wanted to see if I could inflate any wet-suit with my gas, which is why I'm farting. I needed to test it and look, a lot of the air actually did get trapped! I giggle as I show off my work. Obviously, hearing me tell this story and watching me rip fart after fart, is much better than reading it. So, come have a listen hehe!