So let me tell you about a bet that me and my boyfriend had. The "terms" of our bet were simple. If one of us looses, we get a creamy pie smashed to our face by our own hand. If we win, we get turned into that pie so that we can say that we creamed the other in the face. Sounds sexy right? Well, I lost and this pie right here is my boyfriend... Well, was my boyfriend. All that's left is to do the deed! I smash it against my face and woah, it feels crazy. I have to smash it against my face 2 more times to get everything to come out on me. First the rest of the pie filling and then again to g...

So let me tell you about a bet that me and my boyfriend had. The "terms" of our bet were simple. If one of us looses, we get a creamy pie smashed to our face by our own hand. If we win, we get turned into that pie so that we can say that we creamed the other in the face. Sounds sexy right? Well, I lost and this pie right here is my boyfriend... Well, was my boyfriend. All that's left is to do the deed! I smash it against my face and woah, it feels crazy. I have to smash it against my face 2 more times to get everything to come out on me. First the rest of the pie filling and then again to get that crumbly crust. I laugh uncontrollably because a bunch goes up my nose and now I'm covered in cream! Well, I guess that I'm in the market for a new boyfriend!