So Im like super hot and young! And I would love to keep it that way. But I cant beat time forever. Ive tried creams and pills and done TONS of research on how to stay young and beautiful for all eternity. Which is why Im here, led to you! I heard you can do magic right? I mean, it seems really far fetched, but I am willing to do anything at this point. So can you, like, help Me? Yeah? Sweet! Lets get to it! How much do you want to be paid? Huh? What do you mean the price I pay is the one you pay to use magic? So I dont have to give you money? Ugh, whatever! I dont care, whatever it is, it can...

So Im like super hot and young! And I would love to keep it that way. But I cant beat time forever. Ive tried creams and pills and done TONS of research on how to stay young and beautiful for all eternity. Which is why Im here, led to you! I heard you can do magic right? I mean, it seems really far fetched, but I am willing to do anything at this point. So can you, like, help Me? Yeah? Sweet! Lets get to it! How much do you want to be paid? Huh? What do you mean the price I pay is the one you pay to use magic? So I dont have to give you money? Ugh, whatever! I dont care, whatever it is, it cant be that bad, just cast the spell. You oblige Me Hmm, ok well I dont feel anything. At least if you are a phony, then Im not out any (farts loudly) money Oh goodness, excuse Me (I say in embarrassment), I never fart in front of people. Another one tears out of My ass! Oh oh, Im sorry! They keep coming! Wait, this is the price? To fart forever???? No! Its not worth it! (keeps farting, butt aimed towards you and little O' mouth surprises on My face). Im cursed to fart forever just to be young and beautiful!