We are having a date day and are getting ready to go out to try a brand new restaurant that's supposed to be super hip! I'm wearing a spandex set, consisting of a crop-top with slashes down the front and holes down the arms and the leggings with a shredded look to the sides. I gush about how I can't believe we even got a reservation and pace in my shiny black high heels. Only a short ways into my excitement for the night, I'm interrupted with a fart, erupting from my ass! I try to ignore it at first, but it's apparent that I'm feeling the effects of a burrito that I had earlier, when we went t...

We are having a date day and are getting ready to go out to try a brand new restaurant that's supposed to be super hip! I'm wearing a spandex set, consisting of a crop-top with slashes down the front and holes down the arms and the leggings with a shredded look to the sides. I gush about how I can't believe we even got a reservation and pace in my shiny black high heels. Only a short ways into my excitement for the night, I'm interrupted with a fart, erupting from my ass! I try to ignore it at first, but it's apparent that I'm feeling the effects of a burrito that I had earlier, when we went to lunch. As I fart more and more, I laugh nervously, before going into just owning it! I figure that maybe I just need to take a dump, after having that huge burrito! I then say that I know how to prime myself to get that dump to come out and it's to rip ass, a lot! I brag as I tell you that you already know that I'm the best at farting and working it all out f there! I get into various positions, mostly of the bent over variety, sticking my bubble butt right and up into the air! I go on to say that if there was a competition for how good someone could fart, I would definitely win in every single category! I also comment on some of the types of farts that come out, such as loud, bassy, wet, smelly, grand, squeaky etc! I mention that we both also know that I need to get my contest level farts out, before I can be able to take that dump and you just nod in agreement. I laugh and say that I just hope I don't mess myself while I try to get the gas out! To help relieve myself further, I get down on all fours and jiggle my big bubble butt, right at you! Being on the ground, helps to coax the gas out, even better, as I go through several positions here, as well. I continue to brag about how I'm just the BEST at farting! I also talk about how every single fart, is helping push that upcoming dump, even closer to the exit. I give ample views of my ample bottom and you are just simply impressed with how much is coming out of there! Eventually, after awhile of this, a fart comes out that causes me to reach back and cup my ass. I quickly get up and run off, for fear that I may have an accident right then and there, ruining my awesome outfit...