Rushing it, you can tell that I'm kind of in a hurry. Well, I'd have to be being such a celebrity! You are my next interview to be my assistant and I'm having to conduct the interviews myself due to the fact that I currently have no assistant. Anyways, it looks like you are pretty obsessed with me! Seen all my movies, love me, etc etc. Ugh ok, well I need an assistant like now, so let's do a trial run, shall we? I expect my team to completely kiss my ass, so to speak and you need to prove yourself. I pull my skirt up and you start questioning me. What's the problem? I did say to kiss my ass...

Rushing it, you can tell that I'm kind of in a hurry. Well, I'd have to be being such a celebrity! You are my next interview to be my assistant and I'm having to conduct the interviews myself due to the fact that I currently have no assistant. Anyways, it looks like you are pretty obsessed with me! Seen all my movies, love me, etc etc. Ugh ok, well I need an assistant like now, so let's do a trial run, shall we? I expect my team to completely kiss my ass, so to speak and you need to prove yourself. I pull my skirt up and you start questioning me. What's the problem? I did say to kiss my ass right? It's apart of the interview process. I instruct you to start massaging and kissing my booty. As soon as you begin, I rip a HUGE fart right into your face! You pull back and I laugh. Nope! We are nowhere near done! I want you to french kiss and stick your tongue in my asshole! Why don't you read off your qualifications while your face is stuffed between my cheeks?! I continue to fart in your mouth, on your tongue and in your face. I slowly get more naked as I put you in various positions and make you prove your loyalty over and over. How does that taste? Does it taste like suc-asss? Remember I'm looking for an ass-istant! How does it feel to smooth this critically acclaimed ass??? Ahahahahahaha!