I found this tiny man selling himself online! He called himself a thong protector. Not sure what he expected, but I have a better form of thong protection. He will protect My thong from My farts! So that the smell and gas does not get into the fabric, or even go past it! I put him in the thong and start to release My gas. I must test him out before I go shopping. Make sure he is working properly! And dont worry, we can test for as long as it takes! I sure wonder what he is saying when his screams come out, muffle by being in My butt hole!

I found this tiny man selling himself online! He called himself a thong protector. Not sure what he expected, but I have a better form of thong protection. He will protect My thong from My farts! So that the smell and gas does not get into the fabric, or even go past it! I put him in the thong and start to release My gas. I must test him out before I go shopping. Make sure he is working properly! And dont worry, we can test for as long as it takes! I sure wonder what he is saying when his screams come out, muffle by being in My butt hole!