Coming home after being out with my friends I can't help but exclaim about the good time I just had. However, there is something that is bugging me a little. I lift my dress to reveal a shiny gold thong. When I reach inside the thong I discover a tiny man inside. What's this now? Did he try to smuggle his way in, in an attempt to be closer to my ass? Admirable! I have a different idea though. I put him back into my thong and turn around, asking if he is ready. I don't think he understands what I mean until I being farting loudly! I inform him that from now on he has one job only. This is to...

Coming home after being out with my friends I can't help but exclaim about the good time I just had. However, there is something that is bugging me a little. I lift my dress to reveal a shiny gold thong. When I reach inside the thong I discover a tiny man inside. What's this now? Did he try to smuggle his way in, in an attempt to be closer to my ass? Admirable! I have a different idea though. I put him back into my thong and turn around, asking if he is ready. I don't think he understands what I mean until I being farting loudly! I inform him that from now on he has one job only. This is to suck all the gas from my ass, from this time forward. Before, I have had to hold my farts in when I'm in public and wait until I'm home to be able to relieve myself of them. NO MORE! Let's continue to practice, shall we? I keep ripping ass on you and instructing you on how to breath it all in. Bet you never thought that this was how things were going to go, huh? Looks like you get to be close to my asshole forever. Just not in the way you had hopped. Go on, breeeaaaattthhhhhh.