Finally home! What a rude taxi driver! (Staggering into sight) I know I live here.. ooooo! I know what I want! Another drink. I stumble into the kitchen and produce a and coke. Mmmm, I "carefully" come back and start drinking. I make a phone call and a text, trying to get peeps to come over. Who cares if its 3am? Lets party! So I put music on and drink some more! Man I have to pee The thought creates an instant chain reaction and all that urine I was holding onto, gushes down the front of My skin tight jeans MMM, thats warm (shrugs) and I feel better. Boy Im tired I slouch down until Im just p...

Finally home! What a rude taxi driver! (Staggering into sight) I know I live here.. ooooo! I know what I want! Another drink. I stumble into the kitchen and produce a and coke. Mmmm, I "carefully" come back and start drinking. I make a phone call and a text, trying to get peeps to come over. Who cares if its 3am? Lets party! So I put music on and drink some more! Man I have to pee The thought creates an instant chain reaction and all that urine I was holding onto, gushes down the front of My skin tight jeans MMM, thats warm (shrugs) and I feel better. Boy Im tired I slouch down until Im just propped up by the couch, and (snoring a bit) soaked crotch aimed right at you!