Walking in, wearing cute blue and gray knee socks, I start sniffing around. What is that smell? What do you mean what smell? You don't smell it? It's like gross rank cheese that has seriously gone bad. Not the kind that is supposed to smell. I mean maybe that too. But it seems everywhere I walk, I smell it. Oh c'mon it can't be Me. I smell My armpits and body. Nope nothing. My feet? I doubt it but I'll try. I sit down and sniff My feet and make some faces. Nah, I don't think it's them. Will you come smell them and make sure? I convince you to lay down and I press My feet right to your face!...

Walking in, wearing cute blue and gray knee socks, I start sniffing around. What is that smell? What do you mean what smell? You don't smell it? It's like gross rank cheese that has seriously gone bad. Not the kind that is supposed to smell. I mean maybe that too. But it seems everywhere I walk, I smell it. Oh c'mon it can't be Me. I smell My armpits and body. Nope nothing. My feet? I doubt it but I'll try. I sit down and sniff My feet and make some faces. Nah, I don't think it's them. Will you come smell them and make sure? I convince you to lay down and I press My feet right to your face! You gasp with how aweful they smell and wiggle around. C'mon baby, you can't get away? Aww what a shame! I pin you to the floor using My cheesy feet and reveal My plan to get you to smell them due to an argument we had where you told Me I wasn't clever. Whose clever now huh? And who is stuck under My raunchy cheesy feet? Ahahahahaha!