Walking into My living room, I notice something on My floor. What is this? I pick up a handful of teeny tiny people! How dare they! This is not their homeits mine! I make it real clear that Im going to punish them and make them slaves. Todays punishment? Well Im in desperate need to some toenail painting. So I stuff them between all of My toes to spread them apart. Using them as toe spreaders so that I can paint My nails. Gee, I sure hope the noxious fumes dont them. Cause then Id lose slaves.

Walking into My living room, I notice something on My floor. What is this? I pick up a handful of teeny tiny people! How dare they! This is not their homeits mine! I make it real clear that Im going to punish them and make them slaves. Todays punishment? Well Im in desperate need to some toenail painting. So I stuff them between all of My toes to spread them apart. Using them as toe spreaders so that I can paint My nails. Gee, I sure hope the noxious fumes dont them. Cause then Id lose slaves.