I needed to visit the doctor because I have been having diarrhea lately. So here I am, waiting in the waiting room for my turn. I read a magazine and look at my phone, while shifting uncomfortably. Before long a big fart rips from me and loudly hits the hard chair! I look around nervously and apologize. I ask the desk staff if there is a bathroom, but it's out of order! Seriously? The ONLY bathroom is unusable? Fine... I try to get others in the waiting room to switch spots with me and those assholes all refuse! Well... the only way to stop myself from needing to take a dump, is to relieve ...

I needed to visit the doctor because I have been having diarrhea lately. So here I am, waiting in the waiting room for my turn. I read a magazine and look at my phone, while shifting uncomfortably. Before long a big fart rips from me and loudly hits the hard chair! I look around nervously and apologize. I ask the desk staff if there is a bathroom, but it's out of order! Seriously? The ONLY bathroom is unusable? Fine... I try to get others in the waiting room to switch spots with me and those assholes all refuse! Well... the only way to stop myself from needing to take a dump, is to relieve the pressure by farting. And they are endless! They leave my ass WITH MIGHT, hitting that chair and making some impressive noises! I groan uncomfortably... The others in the waiting area are giving me disgusted looks because not only are they loud, they are SMELLY! Well, it's all of your faults for not letting me go first! You are just going to have to suffer right along with me!