Wearing some fabulous leggings (if I do say so Myself) and at a house party, I hop into line to go to the bathroom. I try to make awkward conversation with people around Me and everyone seems to need to go! I start doing the pee dance and try to distract Myself by texting on My phone. Nothing seems to make it better. I wiggle around and start to get irritated. I ask for those in front of Me to check. Turns out (not to My knowledge) that someone fell resting in the rest room, like dumb college people do. Eventually, I cannot take it anymore and start to piss Myself. I wet Myself and feel the...

Wearing some fabulous leggings (if I do say so Myself) and at a house party, I hop into line to go to the bathroom. I try to make awkward conversation with people around Me and everyone seems to need to go! I start doing the pee dance and try to distract Myself by texting on My phone. Nothing seems to make it better. I wiggle around and start to get irritated. I ask for those in front of Me to check. Turns out (not to My knowledge) that someone fell resting in the rest room, like dumb college people do. Eventually, I cannot take it anymore and start to piss Myself. I wet Myself and feel the hot urine run down My legs. I become instantly embarrassed but cannot stop from peeing all over the place. I make the biggest mess of My life and everyone is staring at Me! Well... there goes My social life....