I let Myself into My friends place with a key that I have, since I used to live there. I notice that there are balloons all over the floor! I call her and ask her what they are for. She tells Me it's for a party. But why wasn't I invited? She proceeds to tell Me that I'm kind of a mean bitch! Oh really??? I hang up and decide to show her what a bitch I am, by destroying the balloons, one by one! I sit on one of the big ones to pop the others, and the sheer weight of My body, causes it to burst (this surprised Me haha). Good! They should all be destroyed!

I let Myself into My friends place with a key that I have, since I used to live there. I notice that there are balloons all over the floor! I call her and ask her what they are for. She tells Me it's for a party. But why wasn't I invited? She proceeds to tell Me that I'm kind of a mean bitch! Oh really??? I hang up and decide to show her what a bitch I am, by destroying the balloons, one by one! I sit on one of the big ones to pop the others, and the sheer weight of My body, causes it to burst (this surprised Me haha). Good! They should all be destroyed!