Being an acclaimed cook, I go on and on (to My audience) about what a great chef I am! Then I start taking questions. One audience member asks if I know the bohemian butt stuffing technique. (I don't) but I say I do and that she should come demonstrate. I quickly realize that she isn't talking about a turkey or meat, but My own behind! I go along with it, seeing where it may go. But it starts going to far when she wants to stuff (simulated POV) stuffing up My butt. And with each stuff, loud farts come out! Embarrassed, I call to the audience for help. But no one does, and continues to watch he...

Being an acclaimed cook, I go on and on (to My audience) about what a great chef I am! Then I start taking questions. One audience member asks if I know the bohemian butt stuffing technique. (I don't) but I say I do and that she should come demonstrate. I quickly realize that she isn't talking about a turkey or meat, but My own behind! I go along with it, seeing where it may go. But it starts going to far when she wants to stuff (simulated POV) stuffing up My butt. And with each stuff, loud farts come out! Embarrassed, I call to the audience for help. But no one does, and continues to watch her 'stuff me' while I continue to fart embarrassingly.