As we are getting ready to go out, you easily show Me that you are here to make things difficult. First, you comment on My outfit... BIG mistake! We have been friends forever and there have been occasions where you crossed the line, thinking that somewhere along the line, we will be more than friends. So you want Me to cover up??? Excuse ME?! you continue to whine and moan and bitch about EVERYTHING involving us and I just can't take it anymore. No way am I letting you get away with this. I snap My fingers and POOF you disappear! Gee, I wonder where you have gone! Hahahahaha! I wander into ...

As we are getting ready to go out, you easily show Me that you are here to make things difficult. First, you comment on My outfit... BIG mistake! We have been friends forever and there have been occasions where you crossed the line, thinking that somewhere along the line, we will be more than friends. So you want Me to cover up??? Excuse ME?! you continue to whine and moan and bitch about EVERYTHING involving us and I just can't take it anymore. No way am I letting you get away with this. I snap My fingers and POOF you disappear! Gee, I wonder where you have gone! Hahahahaha! I wander into the bathroom and what's this? My toilet looks different! Could it be?? Oh yeah, I totally turned you into My new toilet and I really need to take a dump! Pulling down My panties, I sit right down and get to it! I take a HUGE dump and I also need to piss. So that happens too. The entire time I humiliate you for the situation that you are now in. Maybe you won't be such a whiny little bitch in the future?! Oh and I hope you NEVER try to cross that line again. Well.. you can't! Cause you're My toilet now hahah!