I got dressed up all nice and cute because I thought you were taking me somewhere nice to eat! But instead, you brought me to white castle! I was nervous about that as the stories that their food makes you very bloated. Well, it's ALL true! I waddle in with my belly sticking out! I ate so many sliders too! Why are they so good?! I lean sideways and let out a huge fart! OMG wow! Baby, that stinks! I can't help it though as I lean over and keep farting. They smell so bad, but they don't seem to be stopping anytime soon! Baby, look at my belly! I show it off to you and you marvel at how big an...

I got dressed up all nice and cute because I thought you were taking me somewhere nice to eat! But instead, you brought me to white castle! I was nervous about that as the stories that their food makes you very bloated. Well, it's ALL true! I waddle in with my belly sticking out! I ate so many sliders too! Why are they so good?! I lean sideways and let out a huge fart! OMG wow! Baby, that stinks! I can't help it though as I lean over and keep farting. They smell so bad, but they don't seem to be stopping anytime soon! Baby, look at my belly! I show it off to you and you marvel at how big and round it is! For real baby! Don't ever let me eat at white castle again! No matter if I beg... I can't deal with this again! I let out another huge fart and get an 'uh-oh' face! I think it's time that I use the bathroom! I waddle off to use the toilet, giving one last look at my huge belly!