I am the best babysitter that you have ever had. I've been babysitting to you for a really long time! Today is a little bit different. I get up a couple coloring books and markers for us and we begin to color. I am sitting cross-legged on the floor in leggings. And all the sudden I ripped the loudest fart ever. you giggle at me and I turn around embarrassed. I apologize and we continue to color. However, that's not the end of it! I fart again and again and each time I am just as embarrassed! Adults shouldn't fart! I keep trying to apologize or ignore them. But eventually you were laughing a...

I am the best babysitter that you have ever had. I've been babysitting to you for a really long time! Today is a little bit different. I get up a couple coloring books and markers for us and we begin to color. I am sitting cross-legged on the floor in leggings. And all the sudden I ripped the loudest fart ever. you giggle at me and I turn around embarrassed. I apologize and we continue to color. However, that's not the end of it! I fart again and again and each time I am just as embarrassed! Adults shouldn't fart! I keep trying to apologize or ignore them. But eventually you were laughing at me so hard that I just need to get up and go use the bathroom.