[custom clip] It's been, what, YEARS since we broke up? You don't have another woman to be obsessed with yet? And the first thing you ask me is for a last kiss? Oh, you're so cute! I feel really bad for you... I know losing me had to have changed your life for the worst, so I'm letting you have these kisses. These kisses are just for you, honey! I pull out a brand new piece of plexiglass, pull off the wrapping and use a brand new tube of lipstick. I make sure to put multiple, thick layers of lipstick on my lips to give you the juiciest, prettiest kisses on the plexiglass! I also get close ...

[custom clip] It's been, what, YEARS since we broke up? You don't have another woman to be obsessed with yet? And the first thing you ask me is for a last kiss? Oh, you're so cute! I feel really bad for you... I know losing me had to have changed your life for the worst, so I'm letting you have these kisses. These kisses are just for you, honey! I pull out a brand new piece of plexiglass, pull off the wrapping and use a brand new tube of lipstick. I make sure to put multiple, thick layers of lipstick on my lips to give you the juiciest, prettiest kisses on the plexiglass! I also get close up and show off my plump lips because I know how excited they make you. Remember these kisses- all of them. This is the last bit of kindness I'm giving you.I wouldn't be surprised if this is the last time you ever feel the touch of a woman. I know you'll be thinking of me for the rest of your life so enjoy it.